- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

Cold camel scrotum.

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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