if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

your mother hates you

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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