- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Shit!

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

I had sex. Just kidding.

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