- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Mitt Romney.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

Yes.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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