Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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