- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Stephen Walking.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

what do u call a black person by his name

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