Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

I've got a dig bick

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

A Jew walks into a Furness

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

american government

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

whats the best thing about polio...death

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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