- Anti Joke

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie