A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

:O + :P = 69

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

marshal sterio had sex

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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