- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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