What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Thank you for helping to save the animals. You may send your donation as a check to "Anti-Joke" at 555 Main Street, Anytown, CA.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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Patriarchy.

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a retard lost...

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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