- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

I can Nazi

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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