Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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