A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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