A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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feces

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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