- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

My name is never spelt right so its all good

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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