What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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Minecraft.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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man boobs

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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