Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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no

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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The game!

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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knock knock who's there police

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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