What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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Womens rights.

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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thumbs up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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