Society has given up on chairs that spin.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

1 + 1 = 3

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Hashtag

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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