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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

Women.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

what happens during a climax apples

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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