What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Gays

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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