Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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like for a handjob.

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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obama leadership

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Women's rights.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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Nickelback

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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