- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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