Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

hi

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

What's brown and sticky? Shit

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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