- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

What did the fish say? Moo

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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