- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

Heartlight

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

Why did the child step on a ball?

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

Matt Damon

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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