Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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who farted your mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Nobody cares.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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