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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

A black guy with his family.

don't look behind you

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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