- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

69, hahaha

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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