What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Where is my tractor?

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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