Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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What abou three times

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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