- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

A black man walks into a book store.

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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