What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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