why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Facebook...

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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YOLO

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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