Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what what? nothing.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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I'm a like whore

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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