What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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your a towel.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Gabe Mercado

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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