How do u shit With ur ass

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Chuck Norris died.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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