Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

This is my joke. funny

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

dislike this...please.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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