Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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:-)book

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Is this a chair?

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Your mum is dead

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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DOWN

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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AVI IS A FAG

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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