what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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