- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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