What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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potatoes

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What is a question?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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