Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Unflushed Shit...

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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