whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Chayton

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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