if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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A guy is playing cod

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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you just lost the game!

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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