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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

I have read the Terms of Service.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Poop

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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