- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What is brown and sticky?

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

A seal walks into a club.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

I'm Jewish

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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