What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Anti Joke

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