A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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knock knock your gay

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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what time is it rape time

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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