Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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The WNBA

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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