how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Dozer has a soul

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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your face.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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