- Anti Joke

There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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