- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Freddie Mercurys teeth

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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