Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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American Idol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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