What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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