What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Anal cheese curds.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

BUTTERFARTING

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

Bumsniffer

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

The WNBA

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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