I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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