ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Water, please.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Anti Joke

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